Coke's "Carbon Footprint"?

Since we are now contemplating instituting a flatulence tax against cattle, dairy cows and pigs, shouldn't we be banning Coke and all carbonated beverages, including beer, outright? Soda contains added CO2 that escapes into the atmosphere. Beer contains naturally occurring CO2 that results from fermentation and is released into the atmosphere. Come to think of it, all alcoholic beverages should be banned since CO2 is produced during the fermentation process. Soda, beer and alcoholic beverages do not contribute to nutrition, they are strictly a luxury items - so let's all get on board and have these products banned, they are destroying the Earth!